BY THE very famous & EXTREMeLY TALENTED
FRANK E. WEINER
HOT DOG PORTRAITS
Alright, sit down!
And let Frank E. Weiner work his magic.
In 10 minutes or less, he’ll cook up a custom hot dog portrait so good, you’ll wanna frame it next to your grandma’s wedding photo or in your bathroom. This fast and funny caricature experience turns you into your best wurst self, guaranteed.
who Is
Frank E ?
Listen—Frank E. Weiner ain’t just some guy drawin’ hot dogs. He went to art school. He studied the greats, the masters—Rembrandt, Picasso, Da Vinci—but he took one look at their work and said, “Not enough franks.” Now, he’s a serious professional, dedicated to the fine art of turnin’ people into premium-grade caricature weiners.
how
it works
Find Frank E. Weiner and get on the Weenie Waitlist
(this is an in-person experience after all).
Choose your condiments
Leave the rest up to the professional 🥸
But how do you
find frank e.
Book Frank E. Weiner for your next event.
That’s right folks! Weddings, birthdays, company parties, and more!
Contact Frank E. Weiner for availability and booking rates.
Catch Frank E. Weiner at Pop-ups and Craft Faires.
2025 Schedule
To Be Announced
